Freelancers, what are the most ridiculous things your clients have said to you?

When we were setting up Chalk, we sought professional help when it came to the brand logo and went for a Fiverr designer. He put up with many of our demands and was awesome throughout, but we can’t help but wonder if we said something that made him go “ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!” :scream:

Freelancers, what are some of the funniest, most ridiculous :poop: that your clients have said to you?